Right now my money's on Betty White. She's really, really, really ooooollldddd. Plus her schedule is more packed than ever. She has to give in soon. The one on the bubble is Dick Clark. He had a stroke and is never seen in public except for that horrible New Years Eve show. The variable is his bank account. Dude has about a kajillion dollars that could aid in keeping him alive well past 200. I say 50/50 for about the next ten years.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Death Pools
Death pools have been popular since Bob Hope hit 90. Everyone was shocked that he wasn't dead yet. I would have conversations about him and people would be flabbergasted. "You mean he's not dead yet?", they would retort. Eventually he did leave this mortal coil, but not before ruining many death pools by outliving many stars expected to outlive him by decades. Traditionally you want to bet on a really old celeb, someone in a destructive, drug fueled tailspin, or a rapper. Right now you might want Lil Wayne, Lindsay Lohan or Queen Elizabeth. They are all drugs!
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I'll take Mubarak or Gaddafi
ReplyDeleteBetty White is the horniest old woman ever. She is kinda funny, but only 'cause she's old. She jumped the shark .... over it! (But I don't want her to die.)
ReplyDeleteEDITED TO ADD: My verification word was "Hooker!" I am not kidding!!!!!!!!