Crown of Shite

It's been a week since "local" hero, King James, stunk up the NBA finals with his abysmal, pouty play. This ultimately resulted in the far classier Dallas Mavericks winning the title. A lot has been said about this clown, about Cleveland's poor attitude. I was going to let sleeping dogs lie, but I had the misfortune of reading a Forbes article defending this idiot, lambasting his detractors, and going so far as to play the race card and say the majority "white" press and fans hate him for being a powerful black man. Never mind that the Mavs are mostly black or that alot of the African American fans in this town hate his guts. Or that through time immemorial, this "racist" country has rooted for black athletes.  If you're not from Cleveland, you don't get it. But he used us, abandoned us and then talked trash about us(including how neighboring Akron in fact hates Cleveland). So here I present my own personal top Tweets from the day after he quit yet again. For nothing else than my own personal enjoyment and archival purposes. We hold grudges here. For a long time. Trust me. Are we haters? Yes. And proud of it...

"It's true Bron, Cleveland does hate Akron. We drive down there to throw trash on the ground. If there's a spot not already full of trash."

"The founder of AA came from Akron. Guess all they make is quitters down there."

"How'd that get past the censors? They showed a chicken choking on ABC last night."

"The French army just retired LeBron's jersey."

"Akron specializes in making things that get bounced. Tires and playoff chokers."

"Anyone remember that famous duo from Miami? Crocko'shit and Flubs?"

"Nike introduces new GPS shoe, so they can find LeBron during the game."

"LeBaby is like a retiree. He moved to Florida and stopped working."

"That's twice this year a gutless tyrant has fallen from power while hiding out on a Sunday night."

"Most high school athletes can just work for their fathers after they fail at pro sports. If they know who their dad is."

"Someday he will get into the hall of fame. The high school basketball hall of fame."

"St. Vincent issues apology for passing LeBastard thru all those years of English class."
"Hey LeBron, any big Father's Day plans with your old man, Delonte?"

And the all time killer....

"It's sad when an athlete peaks in high school".