Death Pool III- Silicon Skeleton Valley

So who had Steve Jobs? Damn, seems like a no brainer(or no pancreaser), but I totally wasn't looking his way. He was so thin you really couldn't see him anyway. The Real Housewife guy? Doesn't count. He's not a real celebrity. Former NFL player Orlando Brown? That one would net you major dough. Actually, besides Jobs, not many good deaths have occurred. I feel like we're on the verge of a real wave of celeb croakings. Just in time for the holidays. I'll take a stab(no, not OJ, even though he is in prison) at some potential pool winners...

Bill Gates. Always competing with Jobsy, the only way to ever win is to top him in death. Bill will surround himself with twenty X-Boxes which will promptly burst into flames(as they are want to do) and immolate himself while listening to "One Bad Apple don't spoil the Bunch" on his Zune. What's a Zune? Exactly.

The big girl from Mike and Molly. She just hosted SNL(curse), got an Emmy(curse) and is now a household name. Which I don't remember. Nobody ever dies while toiling in obscurity. But "making it" will fast track you to Mama Cass land. I can't speculate as to how she'll go, but I feel like a skateboard and the Teen Choice Awards will play some part.

Three Wall street bankers. Not celebs, but currently a hot topic. Just three of them will attempt to turn on their brothers, join the protesting hippies, and then perish from the intense body odor and poor vegan diet. They will be cremated wearing hemp suits by alpaca-dung fueled chimeneas, while the jobless hipster whiners tap out Pumped Up Kicks on their bongo apps(available on I-Pad soon). Best of luck to everyone!