Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Ink Blotter

 So, we're all aware of "singer" Chris Brown's domestic abuse woes concerning fellow "singer" Rihanna. And the latest wrinkle in the story is Brown's new neck tattoo which people claim is of a beaten Ri Ri. But the warning signs were there a long time ago that Brown has anger issues with women. Let's get a closer look at some of his other tats.
Bonnie and Clyde death car with special detail paid to a bloody Bonnie.
Joan of Arc burning at the stake.

Manson murder victim, actress Sharon Tate.
 








The 1911 Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire in NYC. Some 140 female garment workers lost their lives in the disaster. Particularly gruesome.














Monday, September 17, 2012

Johnny B. Perv

Hi rock n roll fans out there! I am rock n roll hall of famer, platinum recording artist, innovative guitarist and watersports enthusiast, Chuck Berry. As you may or may not recall, I was busted in the 80's for secretly video recording women using the powder room in my southern restaurants. Let me tell you good people, nothing gets the ladies on to the pot quicker than Chuck's down home Southern Comfort platter(cornbread, greens, ribs and sweet tea). Anyhow, I was approached by some white folks with money from Los Angeles who wanted to use my old footage in a photo retrospective.
 I went back and photo processed some of my favorites using cutting edge computer technology(Windows XP). I now proudly present a sample of my body of work. And I cordially invite you to the Mendocino County Community Center Coffee Room Art Gallery to attend the gala opening of my show, the Chuck Berry Ladies' Room Surveillance Photo Exhibition. Please enjoy and feel free to swing by the gallery anytime. I will be there playing my hits and maybe working on some new artwork provided some fine sunshine state senoritas need to use the bathroom. Roll over, Annie Liebovitz!

yours truly,   
 Chuck Berry





Thursday, September 13, 2012

Candlelight Vigils Throughout History

 Hiroshima


 Thomas Jefferson  (mostly his grandkids).


 FDR



 Obi Wan Kenobi




 Michael Crichton



 Last episode of Cheers(mostly white people).



That grunge guy.