Monday, September 17, 2012

Johnny B. Perv

Hi rock n roll fans out there! I am rock n roll hall of famer, platinum recording artist, innovative guitarist and watersports enthusiast, Chuck Berry. As you may or may not recall, I was busted in the 80's for secretly video recording women using the powder room in my southern restaurants. Let me tell you good people, nothing gets the ladies on to the pot quicker than Chuck's down home Southern Comfort platter(cornbread, greens, ribs and sweet tea). Anyhow, I was approached by some white folks with money from Los Angeles who wanted to use my old footage in a photo retrospective.
 I went back and photo processed some of my favorites using cutting edge computer technology(Windows XP). I now proudly present a sample of my body of work. And I cordially invite you to the Mendocino County Community Center Coffee Room Art Gallery to attend the gala opening of my show, the Chuck Berry Ladies' Room Surveillance Photo Exhibition. Please enjoy and feel free to swing by the gallery anytime. I will be there playing my hits and maybe working on some new artwork provided some fine sunshine state senoritas need to use the bathroom. Roll over, Annie Liebovitz!

yours truly,   
 Chuck Berry





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